whimsical, morbid and blunt.
"I just want to get my feet wet until I drown..."
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor.
Reblogging and getting this back around because it’s still amazing.
What in the hell just happened? Did I really read that? Oh, my god, I did. I did read that.
Meet Anastasia Steele:
Ana is just a giant mess of a human being. She’s insecure to the point of it being laughable, ‘klutzy’ (even though she only trips twice in the entire book), and a complete ditz. She’s a virgin (of course) who’s never taken any sexual interest in anyone before. Right. I’m fairly certain there hasn’t been a woman this naive since ‘round about 1954. At one point, she thinks putting her hair in pigtails will keep her safe from Christian’s lusty advances. Fuckin’ really? She “flushes” constantly, and on several occasions referred to her hoo-hoo-naughty place as “down there.”
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♍ Virgo: In times of distress Virgos tend to become very unnatural, so they confine themselves in their own world and ignore the people around them. Virgos are well-aware of the coldness they’re portraying to others during these moments, yet they are unable to change or control their mood so they choose to hide in their bubble.
Happy 47th Birthday, J.K. Rowling (b. July 31, 1965)
“We do not need magic to transform our world. We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already. We have the power to imagine better.”
Happy Birthday, Ms. Rowling. Thank you for absolutely EVERYTHING you have ever done.
The mother of a generation who helped remind us all over again that the world can be changed by words.
This marvelous woman had a huge impact on my childhood and her series will definitely be something I read to my future children.
This woman had more of a hand in raising me than my own mother. Thank you Jo, for existing. I love you more than words could properly express.
what if i had sex with a turtle and then got pregnant
and then gave birth to a turtle with a human facebut what if i somehow got benedict cumberbatch into the pictureand then gave birth to a turtle with benedict cumberbatch’s facequick somebody open photoshop
Wednesday Addams is my true self
I just realized that’s Harmony from Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel.
HAHAHAHA.
Rumplestiltskin: Love makes us sick. Haunts our dreams, destroy our days.
Rumplestiltskin: Love has killed more than *any* disease.
Snow White: ... Do you want to talk about it?
Rumplestiltskin:
Rumplestiltskin: Excuse me?
Snow White: Well, it's obvious you've had some sort of romantic falling out, and I think someone needs a friend to confide in.
Rumplestiltskin:
Rumplestiltskin: Are you MAD?
*THREE HOURS LATER*
Rumplestiltskin: *sobbing* And of course I thought she couldn't love me! Me own mother didn't love me!
Rumplestiltskin: She used to make me wear this awful clogs and all the children in the village made fun of me!
Snow White: Oooh, you poor dear! On the bright side your braids are coming along nicely.
Rumplestiltskin: My wife used to say I had a face too narrow for braids, or anything else for that matter. She didn't love me either.
Snow White: Pish-posh. You have a lovely bone structure.
